Ever wonder why?

• Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
• why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
• why do sheep stay fluffy when it rains?
• why don't you ever see the headline 'psychic wins lottery?
• are children who act in R rated movies allowed to see them?
• why are people so afraid of mice, yet we all love mickey mouse?
• isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words POLI meaning many, and TICS as in bloodsucking creatures?
• why is it when we talk to God we are praying but when he talks to us we are crazy?
• If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• since americans throw rice at weddings, do asians throw hamburgers?